i may not be the best girlfriend and i may not have the best boyfriend but when i’m a cranky bitchy assfuck cuz of sharkweek he doesn’t fall prey to my wanting to fight and scream and cry in a general self implosion method he just gives me chocolate and bellyrubs and that’s all i ever need.
Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.
*tips muppet* m’namana
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
this is actually so true
thats one of the reasons why did my classmates think that i was a little bit weird
actually, after some time they got used to my live-reference-needs
it reminded me about one funny incident lmao
IT GOT BETTER
oh my god i feel so less bad now for doing this to anyone in my general vicinity
Having weaboo friends.
its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain
Had to post it. :3
In the background like COME AT ME BRO or WHAT NOW BITCH
now there just needs to be an angel on the other shoulder
2 months and 2 weeks on Estrogen and Spiro! LOTS OF CHANGES ARE HAPPENING ERMERGERD TUMBLR!
COME HERE TUMBLR USERS LET ME SHOW YOU A THING
ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND LEFTIES ALIKE HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS THING COUNTLESS TIMES
ITS FREAKING ANNOYING AND CAN SMUDGE UP YOUR ART OR WRITING
BUT LOOK AT THIS THING
YES, THATS RIGHT
NO MORE CUTTING UP GLOVES OR TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HAND AT AN AWKWARD ANGLE TO AVOID SMUDGING
AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?????
THEY HAVE IT FOR BOTH FINGERS TOO NOW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PINKIE OR YOUR RING FINGER
IT EVEN COMES IN MULTIPLE COLORS
AND THE BEST PART?!?!
IT WORKS FOR STOPPING FRICTION ON YOUR TABLET AND MAKES THE SCREEN NOT PICK UP THE PRESSURE OF YOUR HAND (there are example videos on the site)
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE
OH MY GOD I NEEEEEEEED
WHY DID THEY NOT HAVE THIS IN 1988????
How you see yourself vs. How the world see you.
Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
HOMYGAWD SO CUTE
The boxes have Braille. Oh my god the boxes have Braille and the bats are so cute and oh my god I’ll take twenty!
OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE
on the way home after concerts with your friend like